I was not sure whether I should post this or not, because I don’t want to sound…whatever  or anything, but this is just too funny to pass up.

So a few weeks ago, Momc and I went to Kohl’s to shop for clothes. While we were browsing through the racks, I noticed this guy–mid-20’s, probably Black-Mexican, suspicious-looking, gangsta-wannabe–loitering just a few feet away from us. It so happened that when I glanced at his direction, he was staring at us. He quickly looked away and pretended to look at the shirts, but I was already wary of him and decided to distance myself.

So later, I paid for my stuff first, and then stood by the door while I waited for Momc to finish paying for hers. Then I noticed the creepy guy walking in my direction. I thought he was just going for the door, so I ignored him. But then he stopped in front of me and said, “Excuse me, are you single?”

WTF? Because I was taken by surprise, I snickered and said “no”, even though I was. I also said that because I wasn’t interested in him.

Now, usually, when a guy gets shot down like that, he walks away. But this one was persistent…or probably just too thick. He said, “Can I have your number?”

Once again, I said no. This time, I wasn’t laughing. I was trying to be nice, and giving him a chance to walk away already. But then he continues with “Do you want to have my number?”

ZOMG WHUT??? I believe I snorted, and then told him I didn’t want his number. That got him to walk away.

However, a minute later, he enters the store again and said, “You’re really not giving me your number?” This time, he looked annoyed, like he was about to pull a gun and shoot me if I said no. And that ticked me off. So I told him, “No, my boyfriend won’t appreciate that.”

So he gives me a head-to-foot, flips me off, shakes his head as if I did something wrong, and then leaves. The nerve of that douche. I appreciate his bravery for coming up to me, but not so much when he was being an idiot after my first “no”.

And srsly–”Do you want to have my number?” Wtf? That did it for me. I wanted to LOL so hard. It was death. XD

The lesson: “No” is not code for “I want your number”. “No” is just “no”. Or possibly “Go away.”

Tags: real life, sami

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